A Toad called ‘Naplan’

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“Indifferent to opinions of real experts in Australia, or USA or the UK or Finland or anywhere in the world, our power-drunk  
education know-it-all 
then had to use underhand ‘client-capture’ techniques to have her way and to cover-up a monstrous brain-fart.”
Aussie Friends of Treehorn
protecting school children from nasty excesses of the greedy and misguided
encouraging adults to think sensitively, to care for kids, to make wise choices….with their hearts in gear, their pens active and their votes available.
A Toad Called NAPLAN
If ever you see a large, ugly cane toad in your garden, call him “Naplan”.  He’s a darling of all the political  hoi-poloi and educratic know-it-alls.  Both the toad and his namesake share a similar history. They were both mistakenly introduced to do a special job. Those who brought them both to Australia thought that they knew better than anybody else. Big mistake. A political decision to introduce both kinds of vermin was too hurried; immediate; on sight; no questions asked.  They were desperate. They thought that they were on a winner because some smart-alecs in Hawaii and New York told them so. No checking of consequences.
Indifferent to opinions of real experts in Australia or USA or the UK or Finland or anywhere in the world,  our power-drunk education know-it-all then had to use underhand ‘client capture’ techniques to have her way and to cover-up a monstrous brain-fart. No research. No checking how things are going or  likely to go. No public talk. No need. A dramatic blunder of gargantuan proportions!  The school testing debacle continues….but it can be stopped. Parents just have to say ‘NO!’  High stakes testing wasn’t even needed in the first place. Her bowel movements must have been irregular at the cocktail party where her decision to introduce kleinism to Australia was made; on the spot, before Rupert and Joel even said ‘Goodnight’. A dry martini did it.
Australia was committed to a Klein version of schooling.
Millions of dollars later and ever-lasting  gross destruction of our intellectual landscape by NAPLAN testing and our  physical landscape by almost-as-ugly toads, the waste continues.
[The cane toads introduced to the cane fields of Gordonvale, North Queensland, gobbled up tonnes of cane beetles that flew close to the ground. Nobody had bothered to check to see how high toads could leap nor how high beetles could fly!!. A total waste. No prior thought. The voracious hungry ones migrated from NQ to see what they could eat around the eastern part of Australia and the Northern Territory.]
There’s a lesson to be learned, by our brown-nosed educrats and our indifferent political candidates, from our now millions-strong army of cane toads, each called ‘Naplan’,  don’t you think? We must OPT OUT and ….
That’ll be new for our politico-educrats, won’t it?  BUT….

Australia’s order of business for educational improvement needs to be…..

1. OPT OUT OF TESTING.
                                                                                                                                   2. RETURN TEACHING TO TEACHERS.
                                                                                                                                   3. THINK
                                                                                                                                   4. TALK
                                                                                                                                   5. REINVENT A SYSTEM OF SCHOOL LEARNING.
optoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptoutoptout
Phil Cullen  41 Cominan Avenue  Banora Point  Australia 2486  07 5524 6443   cphilcullen@bigpond.com         
    http://primaryschooling.net/                     http://qldprimaryprincipals.wordpress.com/
STILL LOOKING FOR A PARTY TO VOTE FOR, AS ARE THOUSANDS OF PARENTS;
ONE THAT CARES ABOUT KIDS AND WHAT NAPLAN DOES TO THEM AND TO OUR COUNTRY.
PARENTS.   FOLLOW THE SUN.  VISIT BRISBANE  OR GOLD COAST [Train direct to Southbank] JUNE 1
PARENTS’ DAY
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