Getting ready for NAPLAN

The Treehorn Express
Okay Kids…. Get ready for the contest, coming to a school near you, soon. Weapons ready? To calm your nerves…
Learn ARTISANAL PENCIL SHARPENING today!  

DAVID REES SHARES HIS SECRETS in his new book How To Sharpen Pencils.

This exhaustive guide will be a reference for generations of pencil enthusiasts.
REACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH THE PLEASURES OF A HAND-SHARPENED PENCIL. In New York’s Hudson River Valley, craftsman David Rees still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. His artisanal service is perfect for artists, writers, and standardized test takers. Shipped with their shavings and a “certificate of sharpening,” these extra-sharp pencils make wonderful gifts. Shavings are bagged and returned with your pencil, and a certificate of authenticity. Traditionally people mail in their pencils to be sharpened; however, David now offers a new service: He will provide the pencil!

ORDER OPTIONS
Pencil (US, Canada) $15.00
Pencil (EU, UK) $18.00
Pencil (Asia) $18.00
 
SEE DAVID REES SHARPEN PENCILS IN YOUR TOWN!

Click here for information about the HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS 2012 TOUR.

If you think it’s a joke, why don’t you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don’t — because it’ll really hurt. In fact, every pencil David Rees sharpens is shipped with a signed and dated certificate authenticating that it is now a dangerous object.      

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Thanks Mary. I get the message. Up over too?

Phil

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[P.S. Don’t forget, kids,  to eat more fish. Remember last year, when the Manager of the Fish Board reported a noticeable increase in the sale of fish, because Omega 3 helps to clear the mind for tests?]

Naplan theme song…

“Test teacher, test teacher.

Teaching to the test;

Work on Math and English,

Forget about the rest.”

[Greg Gower]

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Phil Cullen

41 Cominan Avenue

Banora Point

Australia 2486

07 5524 6443

cphilcullen@bigpond.com

http://primaryschooling.net

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